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Bisho

Bisho is the bringer of light and laughs. Our Sun is believed to consist of Hydrogen, Helium, and Bisho's pure willpower which physically manifested into heat. He is the one force of justice in this cruel world of irony. He is the master of love and trolls, and his disco moves are legendary! Woman and men drop their panties at the mere sound of his name. His No u's can deflect false rape accusations. Bisho was 9ft tall at birth, and as a child he survived off a single drop of dew and the life force of the universe.
"I saw Bisho in Walmart and got a good whiff of him, my mortal nose couldn't handle his natural scent."
by BishoBroadcasting June 17, 2019
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Bishop Justus

Soo... Where should i even begin with this amazing, fantastic school for only the wildest cretins ranging from religious sniffers to bottom lip drippers.
Send your troubled ‘children’ here to get the Lords Bible beaten into them by the ghost of Miss Bucannon who still haunts the First floor of the school.

But there’s nothing better than the amount of little wet kids who think their bad. This is not all tho, the teachers are the biggest mindfucks and make no sense at all.

So to wrap it up only send your children here if you either, hate them or want them to become failures.
Hi i’m Andrew and i go Bishop Justus, so i’m a mong.
by SimonMurphy November 25, 2020
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Bishop Slim Slimey

B. Slim Slimey is the bishop of the churchofmysoginy in the streets of the springs. He’s known for the saying “treat her like a queen, and you shall be left on seen”.
Ay yo we finna go to the street to learn about these clout demons dawg. Bishop Slim Slimey in town.... SHE BELONG TO THE STREET
by sheforthestreets45 March 16, 2021
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Kaleina Hamie-Milie Bishop

Hahah a very very crazy girl
wow ur a dork kaleina hamie-milie bishop
by Krazy_4_Her February 4, 2010
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slap the bishop

Your girl's vagina being tapped to simulate it softly as foreplay, by you during sex.
Boy: "Lemme slap that pussy babe"
Girl: "Oh my goddddd yesss slap the bishop hardd"
by asst followbeck November 29, 2015
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biship

It means the same thing as saying bullshit, just lighter on the ears.
"That's a bunch of biship man!"
by Rick B255. April 21, 2008
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John the Bishop

This is a rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a shit and it gets stuck in a way that allows it to protrude through the top of the water and stick straight up. As you wipe and the tp sticks to it it becomes John the Bishop.
I had a huge burrito last night and then made the biggest John the Bishop you have ever seen.
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