Alcoholic Widow

The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.

"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"

by The ZmAc March 7, 2009

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Alcohoover

A person who goes down to the pub with their friends carrying no money on them and lets everyone else buy them drinks.
This person will then mysteriously disappear when its their turn to buy a round!

"That Andy is such a fuckin' alcohoover - he hasn't bought a drink all night!"

by johnny30 February 19, 2009

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alcotalking

When one has been drinking a lot and starts to talk about things they would not be serious about in sober reality.

She's so drunk she's alcotalking about having kids!

by DSMexiCo March 9, 2009

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Alcopanic

The terrible anxiety that overcomes you after a night of heavy drinking- an all-encompassing fear that envelops you and makes you feel as though every single atom in the universe has turned to look at you with reproach. This anxiety is a bad side-effect of drinking which usually wears off after a good sleep, but can last for days! Best cure is to remember that it is only the alcopanic and not the end of the world!!

You: "Oh my God oh my God, what did I do? What have I done?! What are all these credit card receipts for? Everybody hates me, life will never be the same!!!"

Friend: "Don't worry, calm down, it's just the Alcopanic..."

by Clarenceisagirl June 30, 2009

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