April 28th

National cuss everyone out day

It's fucking April 28th go bat shit crazy

by [e-mail] April 28, 2022

April 7 2006

The most handsome, loving, caring, sweetest, selfless, and gentle person you’ll ever meet. Dont lose them, you’ll never forgive yourself.

April 7 2006 is the best person you’ll ever be with

by Yeeeeeeeeeee29 May 2, 2022

April 19

National get wicked with your crush day(they can’t say no)

“Ay.. It’s April 19… u tryna get wicked bbg?” (2 mins later) OH YEAHSSS

by Trostie October 30, 2022

April 24 aka "rape day" is fucking stupid

April 24 is just a normal day like every other day. It's just some stupid fantasy that some small dick men think of. Also many women and some men are horrified from this day because of some men or i say little boys.

But if you think April 24 aka rape day is real then think again stupid because no one is gonna touch you bitch. Also if you "like" this day you can go fuck yourself in jail dumbass. April 24 aka "rape day" is fucking stupid and is nothing!

by dumbass motherfuck February 6, 2023

April 12th

national eat-a-frisbee day

the day you have to eat an entire frisbee. if you dont you have to burn all
your shoes.

bro-fam: dude its april 12th, have you eaten your frisbee yet?
guy-dude: ah shoot...do you have a lighter on you? i have to burn my shoes.

by solikewhatsyourtype May 25, 2018

April 11th

National grab ass day

The 20th can’t get all the glory, April 11th!

by PhoenixRyze May 24, 2018

april 16th

national eyeball day
april 16th is national eyeball day because eyeballs are exceptional and deserve some love and appreciation!
they are cool and they help us see
they also look cool
don't forget to celebrate this annual holiday by typing "eye" instead of "i" all day!

me: yo it's april 16th!
andy: lmao yeah bruv it's just another day
me: no! it's national eyeball day dude!

andy: oh hell yeah! i love eyeballs

by steviejones420 April 16, 2019