November 1

The day you treat your tall friends like royalty

Tall friend: bow down to me you peasant, it’s November 1

Short friend: of course mi’lord

by ♡ トウしん ♡ October 29, 2020

November 1

It’s NATIONAL smack or kick Brody, or just smack or kick your friend day!

Hey everyone, it’s November 1! Let’s see how many people you smack or kick!!!

by Bannedboo November 1, 2019

January 1

The day when you cry because carti has not dropped narcisist yet.

Why are you crying?
Because it's january 1 and the best rapper alive playboi carti still hasn't dropped narcisist

by CartiEnjoyer December 31, 2021

Rule -1

When someone talks about fight club, do not engage further in the conversation. Just say “Rule 1 bro” and walk away or leave the chat

Guy 1: “Just came from fight club”
Guy 2: “Rule 1 bro, also Rule -1”
Guy 2: *leaves chat*

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

1 december

Its friend hug day!!
Give your friends a hug

Be kind tho them!

*1 december*
Me: *gives a hug
Friend: omg!! Love you!
Me: love you to <3

by Emmmm_ November 22, 2021

.sooyaaa.1

She make the best edits..love her

.sooyaaa.1

by anonymous December 29, 2020

formula 1

the reason i’m mentally unstable.
only fun to watch when you’re driver does good, so i’m usually on the verge of crying.

“do you like formula 1?”
“like? i wake up at 7am on weekends just to see sebastian vettel qualify and finish p13 because no one will give him the car he deserves, but i love him too much to quit watching.”

by depressedf1fan December 31, 2021