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Newyork Taco

When attempting to eat a girl out while severly drunk, and then, vomiting inbetween her thighs.
Did you have a NEWYORK TACO after drinking to much Jeiger last night?
by Baro, J', Javo May 7, 2003
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Bavarian Taco

The Bavarian taco is a sexual pratice involving the introduction of fecal material to the vaginal cavity, followed by its consumption directly from the vagina.
The wife asked her husband to give her a Bavarian taco to celebrate their wedding anniversary.
by Bruce Irishman May 16, 2008
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Taco Handshake

To tug the sausage after having accumulated a descent amount of dick cheese. Preferably done by a female.
"Man, it's like a Swiss cheese factory down there. Care to give me a taco handshake, love?"
by Jaa9G August 31, 2009
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African Taco

An African taco is when 4 African Boys Jizz on two Nude Mexicans lying on top of a blanket. Then one of the four African's takes his hand and shoves it in the other african's Asshole. He must then remove the shit out of his rectum. Once the shit is removed, put it in a blender, After that they must throw up in the blender and then blend it all up. Slowly poor the shit / vomit from their mouths to their dick. Then they must roll around and then poor it on their backside. After that The african men must trim their pubes, and throw them on the Mexicans. Then every single african must shop their scrotum on and choke the Mexicans with their balls. Once the mexicans are dead, They must chop the 2 mexicans dick's and balls off with a fork. After they must wrap the blanket fully around the Dead smelly mexicans and use their ball jizz for extra flavour on the blanket. Then they must supper glue the dick's on the blanket for decoration. Bon appetit!
Thanks for that, Because of your recipe of the African Taco I am a great chef according to my Neighbors. They loved the African Taco and they even ate the Mexican dicks!
by Yodudeitsme December 29, 2010
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Taco Tap

The action a woman performs that is similar to a tea bag generally performed by men.

The woman/girl/female/what have you, simply squats down over one unsuspecting persons head or forehead lightly touching said forehead with their vaginal region and exclaims loudly with confidence.. "TACO TAP" which is then generally followed by a roar of laughter. The performer may or may not be fully or partially clothed.
"I just taco tapped him so hard and he didn't even wake up!"

"She's looking the other way, go taco tap her from behind"
by Legweak November 18, 2011
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Glossy Taco

GLOSSY TACO is a fun term used by Cristine AKA Simplynailogical instead of saying GLOSSY TOP COAT.
Now you simply-peel like no big deal and add a glossy taco!
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poop taco

when a guy poop between a girl tits
come over here and gimme a poop taco!
by Brett O December 28, 2005
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