by AirborneKittens September 19, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek is hot and sexy he pulls every bitch in this world 😩 he’ll make you cum evey night🥺🤭🤞 his green skin will make you freeze up and stare into his eyes… his brown shitty ass eyes are so adorable
Shrek is so hot sexy cute funny. I want him to choke me against the wall while the donkey watches and maybe he’ll join
by Daddy shrek🤞 March 11, 2022
Get the Shrekmug. John Cena: When are you coming to the Party?
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.
by getNutellad July 4, 2019
Get the Shrek hourmug. When you put someone face first into a swamp and proceed to butt fuck them as hard as you can while pulling on there ears
by Upside down shrek June 3, 2022
Get the Upside down shrekmug. by waffledog October 27, 2018
Get the SHREK(KING)iscoolmug. by Gogishmaster June 21, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. The most amazing and beautiful creature to ever exist. Hot. Sexy. Too perfect for this world. Also my future husband. Back off ladies he’s mine.
by Donya Ren May 13, 2019
Get the Shrekmug.