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the last stroke

1. The final stroke of masturbation before orgasm.

2. The name for the last Jedi before it wad published.

3. The last stroke of the cock before death.
1. "My favorite stroke is the last stroke whats your favorite stroke Jimmy?"
2. "Yo Jim did you see how bad the last stroke was. It was a gay movie"
3. "Johnny had the last stroke on april fools day."
by Faggotpiss January 15, 2020
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Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.
by dalegato June 15, 2011
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Stroke

This is what happens when you have a stroke:
Person 1: Oh to get a good boi of the Wild man you have to do it when I was nine years old man white people do not want me to play chess or something you can simply do it

Person 2: this man's having a stroke! Call the doctor!!
by Porygon3000 October 9, 2020
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stroke writer

a stroke writer is a person that floods the word recomendations with randoms words like adikvnsdingiosdnegins, and then most of the time proceeds to write you are bored
urban dictionary is getting destroyed by stroke writers
by larry stintz November 23, 2020
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Stroke Zone

When you are are in the "Red Zone" of scoring sexual intercouse with a woman.
I was in the stroke zone with jessica last night and totally choked it at the last second!
by fartjohnson December 9, 2024
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Stroke the Joker

a game played on roadtrips in the car where one or more boys remove their shirts and pretend to masturbate, so that cars around them believe that they are actually masturbating, thus eliciting a humorous reaction
Guy 1: 3 more hours till we get there
Guy 2: Dude we should play Stroke The Joker to pass the time
by papi quando March 10, 2024
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Curtain Stroke

A hot, steamy stroking session behind the curtains. (a fetish)
Dari: I think sometimes you're aiming to give me a stroke.
Maya: Wasn't sure what stroke you was talking about there.

Dari: Well, I'd really enjoy a curtain stroke from you. Another, not so much.
by munsee May 5, 2020
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