Jessicaism

A Jessicaism is the tradition of saying on New Year's Day any thing one is doing for the first time that year

For example:

" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"

A Jessicaism is when your friend says in New Year's : This is the first time I've talked to you all year.

by Queen Crone December 31, 2018

Jessica polibio

Jessica polibio is an amazing girl which makes you laugh the whole day , is kind and a person you can trust . if you see someone named jessica polibio , date her!!!

you can use it as "cagla loves jessica polibio" or something like that.

by ilikejessiedcutg November 3, 2020

jessica tang

a super slay . slay . slay sloua sister

did you hear about jessica tang?

slay

by bugkat May 14, 2022

Jessica baxter

Usually plays volleyball and has a rugby boyfriend who’s ego is big but a lovely person. Usually has an amazing best friend and these two will conquer the world together! Jessica truly is smart even though she doesn’t know it and her athletic bod is truly sexy

Wow have you seen Jessica Baxter, shes fineeee

by Yhhhhhhhhhhhbaby November 23, 2021

Jessica

Most of the rich and bratty kids at my school.

Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA

Jessica: My daddy is the CEO of Fortnite.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees

*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.

by Old Bread April 30, 2023

JESSICA

Jessica is forgiving, blunt, caring, outspoken, intelligent, loyal, and fun. She is as beautiful as northern lights. So bold and bright and calm. She doesn't always realize or know her worth. But she is worth so much more to most people than she could ever imagine. A momma's greatest gift.

If you want the truth as nicely as possible then just ask Jessica. She will say it with love too.

by Miss Mano May 15, 2024

jessica beck

jessica beck is the only friend you will need to help with a misty bong hit or to help you at your mung fest a jessica beck will help with anything without judgement a jessica beck is the world's best friend

hey who is that

that's my jessica beck

by ROSE GUY April 25, 2021