Soul Friend

When your Soulmate doesn't see you that way, "He or She" sees you more like a Soul Friend
And She/He still waiting for Her/His Soulmate to show up one day, when you have been there all along.
So basically your Soul gets put in the Friend Zone, or Souls Friend Zone if you will.
The saddest part if you think about it, is that Soul Friendships last for eternity, so this is the definition of the worst kind of hell for that poor Soul that has been friend zoned forever, through infinite lifetimes and to the end of eternity.

Alice "did you hear about Jim?"
Steve "no, what happen?"
Alice "His Soulmate, Friend zoned him"
Steve "Damn! I though that being friend zoned was the worst thing that it can happen to a person, but that only lasts one lifetime.
But being Soul Friend takes this shit to a whole new level, that shit is for eternity"

by Dragonuy November 17, 2017

yard friend

Someone you are good enough friends with to invite to a party on your lawn but not close enough with to want them inside your home.

Ron: "Is Jerry coming out with us tonight? I saw him earlier today and he wanted to chill"
Tom: "Jerry? Fuck no, that guys just a yard friend"

by SlopEJ August 21, 2013

Casey friend

A person that does not exist. It can be either a hallucination, dream, or made-up. From the Casey Anthony trial.

Daniel didn't have many friends so he created a Casey friend to play with.

by vanreign November 13, 2011

square friend

French for squirrel.

Can you say squirrel?

French person: (confidently) Square friend!

by square friend March 31, 2021

Horny friends

Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together

My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends

by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021

little friend

another name for a penis or another name for a gun

Say hello to my little friend

by jmo April 16, 2004

convenience friend

A person who is only around when it is easy and convenient for them. They are the people who, if not placed around us, (ex. dorm rooms), all the time, they wouldn't really be friends. They are usually used to do things for you, if you need a ride to and from school, etc. They are basically friends who need you around when they need a favor, or when they are just so bored out of their minds that they would rather hang out with you than sit around all day, but they'd never put you first.

Alice lives down the street.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Sure! I'd love to hang out.

Alice lives 10 miles away, and is sitting at home watching Judge Judy reruns all days.

You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Oh, no, I'm really busy. Maybe some other time.

* You don't hear from Alice again.

Elena and Becky, Becky is a convenience friend.

Elena: Hey Beck, think you can give me a ride home tomorrow?
Becky: Sure, want to hang out afterwards?
Elena: I would but I have homework to do.

Twenty minutes later, Becky sees Elena going to the movies with Maggie.

by Elizabeth Jordane September 4, 2008