Wallet Candy

A condom conveniently carried inside a man's wallet

Bro! Do you have any wallet candy?! My girl and I are hanging out tonight!

by punterm49 February 09, 2015

candied pics

the opposite of candid pictures.pics that have been edited/repaired/cropped/slightly changed.

Lukas:omg Stace looks real good in photos.
Tyra:Yea, whatever. Just in candied pics

by Mandy H. October 27, 2006

Candy stamp

When somebody does not wipe there arse sufficiently, and leaves a brown stain in there underpants.

Who do these shitty undies belong to? Some dirty bastard has left a candy stamp

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

soldier candy

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".

Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"

by TheTypoPoopcicle March 16, 2016

The "Monsuir Candy"

When youre engaged in intercourse with a female on her period and you smear her blood across her face like Leonardo DiCaprio does in Django

She started her period and said she was craving candy, so later that night during intercourse I gave her the "Monsuir Candy".

by Dshiznit93 June 09, 2022

candy clepto

Someone who steals candy everytime they go to their corner market.

Guy 1:Dude, did you see Joe steal those Now and Laters.
Guy 2:Yea, he's such a candy clepto.

by Candyman919191 April 01, 2010

Eye Candy

Eye Candy is something that pleasures your eyes.
For example, when you spot a really thicc girl.

Eye Candy 4 o clock
I repeat
Eye Candy 4 o clock

by Pumpkinass June 02, 2019