christmall

Going to the mall the week before Christmas.

Augh I have to go to the Christmall to buy monkey slippers for my sisters and brothers.

by Monkey bin December 19, 2011

Christmas Tree'd

1. (adj) When a service or utility is repaired or patched together haphazardly rather than correctly in an effort to save time or money; often resulting in frequent accidents, failures, or outages. The resulting jumbled mess of wires often resembles the lights and cords on a Christmas tree.

2. (adj) A sub-par, often dangerous and shoddy wiring job consisting of a jumbled mess of cables, exposed wires, and, shorts-outs; that is the result of numerous shortcuts taken by someone to save time or money.

3. (adj) Any utility or service that was repaired or engineered in a sub-par manner out of sheer laziness or ineptitude.

Synonyms: half-assed, shoddy, sub-par, piss-poor

Whomever wired this fusebox did a shoddy job, it's christmas tree'd together.

by DomPrice February 26, 2012

chronon

Quantum time; the smallest discernible unit of time.

The fastest possible rate of thought is one psychon per chronon.

by TANSTAAFL1 September 21, 2012

Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery

When someone suffers from a state of douchebaggery so high that they suck the life right out of the room when they walk in. They constantly feel the need to be a d bag no matter what the scenario. This person probably wears a lot of plaid and frequently hangs at Dorrians bar.

That guy suffers from Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery! Quick, order a douchectomy, stat.

by t. tease January 25, 2013

Christkwanicha

A holiday that starts at noon the day before Hanukkah (in 2013 it is November 26) and ends January 2 (the day after Kwanzaa ends). As the name suggest Christkwanicha is simply the combination of the 3 major holidays observed in the month of December. The unofficial-official logo/symbol of Christkwanicha is a Christmas themed candle with a Kwanzaa menorah and star of David on top of it. It also has a platypus on it because just like a platypus Christkwanicha takes all the cool/good parts of each holiday and makes it one.

Christmas was so 5th century this year I'm celebrating Christkwanicha.

People say I'm not cultured but wait until they hear that I'm celebrating Christkwanicha.

I want a holiday where I can get more days off from work but don't have to learn much about, Christkwanicha should work.

by BallinBC November 26, 2013

Chronic Pussyitis

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

by Zander Smith April 21, 2014

chrystyna

An extremely funny and cheerful girl who is usually scared of things that she believes could kill her. She is not shy, though, and everyone knows her name. Often talks about coconuts, and she is very trustworthy. When she likes a guy, she seriously likes him, and is very determined to make him like her.
Chrystyna can be an amazing entertainer, and she could make you laugh when you are feeling down

Guy: Did you hear that girl? All she talks about is coconuts
Girl 1: Yeah, she's really funny. And I heard she's a really good singer.
Girl 2: Yeah! She must be a Chrystyna!!

by The Turtle. 0_o July 10, 2014