woof wagon

riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls

"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"

by thee.silverpony May 14, 2014

wagon

wagon is a full time group chat ratter and yandere side ting

oh hell nah that wagon kid sucking yandere for a depo

by ian motors July 29, 2023

Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Something that is really nasty

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!

by puddytat April 27, 2019

weasel wagon

Apparatus that holds engine weasels. Aka swine box. Aka bland house boy.

Get out wagon! Damned weasel wagon!

by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018

Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon

A penis that is 100% filling some sort of a hole tonight, most likely a woman’s.

Darren: Dude Trixette flies into the city tonight for the weekend, you know what that means...?

Spence : Locate that Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon homie, someone is getting put to bed wet tonight!

by Orkawhale May 9, 2018

shasta wagon

A vehicle that has accesories such as rims, paint job, tires, stereo, etc. that are worth more than the car they are on.

That pinto with the spinner rims is such a shasta wagon!

by pixidusthoney June 2, 2010

box wagon

a REALLY old, rusty, smelly, squeeky, or lame car

dude is that your car?
yeah, what about it
haha, that thing is a box wagon!

by laubergecafe October 23, 2010