Steven

Typically Steven’s a fuckboys who will be really nice to you but always have an ulterior motive, Steven’s will never just talk to one girl they will most likely choose playing games over messaging you and will try and get with your friends.
Usually a Steven will talk to you for a while and then get bored and move onto another girl but every once in a while he’ll come back and the cycle begins again

NEVER TRUST A STEVEN

Girl #1 : This boy has just stopped talking to me for no reason

Girl #2 : What was his name?

Girl #1 : It’s Steven

Girl #2 : Ah that makes sense

by truthfulfacts123 October 6, 2020

steven

mega hot and attractive and very very attractive voice and plz run me over with a truck and bend me over

i love steven so much plz bend me over

by sillykittymeow March 9, 2025

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020

Steven Ambatukam

Special Agent of Secret Service. World-class master of espionage, disguise, and assassination. Has been in pursuit of world-class criminal mastermind Amba Singh, even at the cost of his allies such as his partner Sergeant Batu Khan.

Special Agent Steven Ambatukam: You've met your wicked demise, Amba Singh! *stabs man in his back*

Man: Steven, I'm Batu Khan, I'm Batu Khan! *bleeding out*

Special Agent Steven Ambatukam: Oh my God, Batu Khan *starts crying after realising what he has done to his long-time friend*

by Steven Ambatukam October 16, 2024

Steven

A man who does literally everything. He works everywhere, is everywhere, is everyone, steven is is omnipotent

"You see that car crash over on 4th?"
"Yeah why?"
"You know who caused it?"
"Steven did it"

by C.T Tracy April 16, 2023

Veggie Steven

The act of consensually or non consensually inserting a carrot into the rectum of a friend or enemy

“Hey pip squeak get me an rc cola or I’ll give you a Veggie Steven”
“Damn that poor boy just got Veggie Stevened

by DiggyZAkaDignanAkaDickMaster February 11, 2025

Steven

A whiny evil vengeful little monk given a nuclear detonator.

... the name speaks for itself.
what name?
Steven And

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 27, 2023