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Hell. Think about it. It has circles (grades) and it has a devil at the center of gravity.

At school they make you do shit you don't want to do at home
At home they make you do shit they were supposed to make you do at school.
I remember I asked the teacher why we had do to the homework. Next thing I knew I was being stared at by a hall moniter whose name isn't on the faculty list and his tag states no occupation. He didn't tell me why either.
I have all A's at school. You don't . You're a dumbass. Hey, where did all WHOLE FUCKING LIFE GO? OH YEAH, AGREED TO HAVE 18 YEARS OF MY LIFE RAPED BECAUSE I WANTED TO PLEASE THE TEACHER. FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! "drops mike. Leaves"
by Lyra Dane March 20, 2016
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A place where you LEARN but also use your phone and and computer to do whatever you like.
I love school because i can go to Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter and Facebook when ever i like but i should delete my history.
by Boyyyyyyy. June 22, 2019
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A place you go ever since 6 years old. You go to school when your probably 3 too, but is more more fun and makes up childhood. As soon as you get older, the more boring and painful it is.

Language Arts - A boring class where you art taught a language you speak fluently, and they treat you like English is your second language. Other than that, it's making less fluent at English.

Math - The most pounding thing on the planet. The math they teach is confusing and hard. Math is also an Acronym for "Mental Abuse To Humans". There is some interesting math subjects, but it's not taught in school, such as the 4th Dimension and 1D nets. The only fun thing about Math is that you can get a calculator and spell "Boobies" on it or type 7734 and flip it upside down, saying "This is what school actually is"

Homework - You've already sat longer than the age of the known universe in your chair, Teacher's are like "How about you thing this home?" and no, they don't do anything about it other than an F-. Homework can even cause health problems. One girl suicide-jump herself off a 17 story building over homework.

Waking up - So you said that you want to stay up until midnight? Well think again. When your mom comes into your room she will pull the covers and make you wake up all of a sudden, which isn't really a healthy thing.
Mom: You are now gonna go to preschool!
Child: Yay I'm going to preschool to make friends!
13 years later
Child (Now an Adolescent): Mom school is ruining my life
by 7point92x57mauser June 24, 2019
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Where everyone has to go five days a week till they are sixteen. See, hell
Ugh.... we have to go to school......
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Me: god why won’t my targets stop moving for one second
Person talking to everyone in my room for some reason: get back in your seat this is a school
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The hell hole we will all eventually fall into when we die.
Lil’ jimmy puked, so he couldn’t go to hell, (School)
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