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A Steve Job Pro

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019
mugGet the A Steve Job Promug.

pro L337

it is defined as being a cross between a pro and an L337 player at CS
I just got pwn3d by that pro L337 player The_Saslmon_Mousse
by The_Salmon_Mousse February 16, 2005
mugGet the pro L337mug.

mac pro stand

A fucking piece of alluminum that cost 1,000 goddamn bucks
Bruh my mom bought me airpods today
stfu and watch my 1,000$ mac pro stand
by wierd simp March 31, 2020
mugGet the mac pro standmug.

Pimply-Faced Pro

Pimply-Faced Pro {n, adj.}. Also known as PFP. A nerdy cyber-geek teen who like most of his ilk, suffers from bad acne and lack of social skillz outside of DotA to procure themself a sex partner or even any friends in general(excluding other PFP's). Usually they have a shitty gaming attitude (often sore winners as well as losers) and spend all day and night playing DotA thus increasing their "L337" skillz to make up for their lack of a penis or tits. But hey, they are really good at DotA and that's all that matters.
"YouGotOwNt: lol for all the hater sayin im not good its funny , becuz i could own you all that just talk shit and acutally have , i thouhgt you werent suppose to talk shit on the forums, fuckin hilarious , you need to stop worrying about me and worry about your own dota skills, i clearly own you all, that why you hate me so much , becuz you got ownt, lol so what i have a big ego, i know im good , point blank, dont beleive then come test me , find me in clna ownt, noobs !!!!"
by MBS March 11, 2005
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OP PRO GOD

Who ever calls himself "OP PRO GOD" is a brain less creature that is very full of himself.

Synonyms of OP PRO GOD- Trash, lil bitch, noob
If someone calling himself op pro god comes near you, start bullying him
mugGet the OP PRO GODmug.

iphone 12 pro

A phone like the 11 pro except looks like a brick and has a liar scanner for image and night mode stability.
Person 1: Hey I just got the iPhone 12 Pro!
Person 2: Yo man that phone be looking like a brick!
by Beach Boy 50205 March 24, 2021
mugGet the iphone 12 promug.

phone 11 pro

A 2019 Iphone with 3 cameras and a notch.

Dave: Nick Has The Iphone 11!

Nick: thx Dave.
Dave: Nick Has The Iphone 11 pro !!!
Nick: thx Dave.
by wpnfcj September 17, 2019
mugGet the phone 11 promug.

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