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Ninja Slap

A Ninja Slap denotes anything done with incredible style. It is generally performed at a rate which makes it unseeable, but because it is a Ninja Slap, all present understand what has just happened.
"So I said: that's what your dad said." John quipped. The group sighed. Suddenly, Arin's hand moved with incredible quickness and John doubled over holding his crotch.
by ?Ninja May 15, 2005
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Meaty Slap

The phrase used to describe a really loud satisfying slap when a slap connects well.
Last night, things were getting hot between Jeff and Gary, Jeff's extremely large hand slapped Gary's ass with a connection so good it produced a meaty noise. It was a meaty slap that turned Gary on.
by Sanchezinator July 25, 2016
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Slapping the Kitten

"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."
by Banker girl October 7, 2011
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Superman Slap

Verb:The act of climbing on the top part of a couch, standing up on the top, then jumping down off the couch using the falling force to increase the pain of you slapping someone.

*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.
Guy 1:"You should call your stepfather the N word."

Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"

Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."

Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"
by Sovietnickie October 2, 2012
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slap snakes

When two dudes get together for sexual activity.

Man-meat mashing.
Hey, Mike, want to slap snakes.
by William F July 11, 2016
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slap the chimney

verb:

to achieve the level of intoxication closest to passing out without actually doing so. Speech is slurred and often nonsensical, and motor functions are extremely impaired. If those in question acted responsibly and with dignity, they didn't slap the chimney.
I just finished my last exam lets go buy beers, im going to slap the chimney tonight
by RumpledForeskin May 27, 2015
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Raptor Slap

A slap in which a 360 is combined with a cobra strike, aka the raptor slapifaction has proceeded.
Dude, did you see Josh Raptor Slap that dirty ass nigger.
by xth3ph3nomx12 (xbox live) October 21, 2011
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