Pirate Stoned

When you are so stoned you can only keep one eye open, like a pirate.

dude im pirate stoned! ARRRGGG!

by YourSlampeice'sBestFriend November 16, 2010

stoned-conversation

When you stoned-call a person, you have a conversation with them. Having an under-the-influence conversation with a social peer. Also, having a conversation with a person because your high as f*ck.

Joe: Dude! I'm so high! Let's stoned-call Sally!
Bob: Hell ya bro! We might be able to start a stoned-conversation with her!
Joe: Let's do that sh*t man!

by miggle4268 July 19, 2010

stone-caster

one who criticizes others.

The popular leader has a raft of stone-casters.

by uttam maharjan November 2, 2011

stone Rican

a person of Puerto Rican descent who is an enthusiast of his or her Puerto Rican culture; in addition to his/her enthusiasm and promotion, usually he or she is a "nationalist" at heart, advocating Puerto Rican independence.

He's a stone Rican--always representing Puerto Rico wherever he goes.

by Quiesque April 4, 2008

Dirty Stones

a thirty pack of keystone's but you feel like dirt when drinking it

person 1: got me some dirty stones for 17.99
person 2: no way dude

person 1: ya...i hate my life

by my fingers hurt July 22, 2009

Stone-ranger

i am THE stone ranger! for somebody that smokes alot of weed on their own like lone ranger....e.w

crystal: hey you comming for smokes 2nite??
emily.w: naa, im good, staying in 2nite, being a STONE-RANGER

by emily wigs it May 4, 2012

hammer stoned

When your so drunk you forget how stoned you are. So you decide to smoke more. This in turn shifts the ratio of hammered to stoned causing you to now forget how hammered you are and to continue drinking.

Person A, "Dude where have you been the last hour??"

Person B, "(In drunk voice) I'm hammer stoned"

Person A, "It's a vicious cycle.."

by ask-two April 5, 2011