Not to be confused with High Brooms Cartwheel, this popular drinking game is best played with 4 or more carpenters/joiners needed to build the wagon wheel. So the participants assemble at the top of the world famous hill leading down to High Brooms station with some Vindaloo, Thai green curry, tacos some rotten eggs and some contact adhesive. The first person strips off all of their clothes and proceeds to eat as much of the food as possible, while the other players proceed to contact glue their hands to each other’s feet in the form of a circle and balance upright at the top of the hill. These will be the rim of the Wagon wheel. The first person now eats the rotten egg and stands in a cartwheel position in the middle of the wheel to form the spokes holding on to the other players scarfs for steadiness. The Scarf joint is now formed and play can commence. They now proceed to roll down the hill gaining pace until the person forming the spokes is either sick or shits themselves at which point play is stopped ASAP. The winners are the carpenters/joiner son the rim who managed to largely avoid being covered in any of the excrement or vomit and is allowed to shower off. The loser is the most decorated player and must buy all participants drinks at “The Brickworks” all night long and must not shower off until the winner has finished their first cold pint!
Matt: Oh man, I can barely walk today as I was on the rim of a High Brooms Wagon Wheel last night and we nearly hit the station!
Ali: Yeah man, Second that. I'm glad i'm not Stu though as that guy took a real showering from Bob in the middle!
Ali: Yeah man, Second that. I'm glad i'm not Stu though as that guy took a real showering from Bob in the middle!
by Tony Spokes June 21, 2021
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It's also the number one place to turn to if you're looking for any of the following:
a. pot
b. potheads
c. poor kids
d. eons-old teachers
e. various other drugs besides pot
f. a lousy football team
g. lousy bleachers
h. shitty school spirit
i. great pep club spirit?
j. furries
k. roaches
l. old cheesesticks behind the auxiliary gym bleachers
m. roughly two albinos
n. more roaches
o. ants
p. other, more bizzare things
q. the list could go on forever really
Some fun facts about the place:
1. Half of the seniors are about 8 feet tall
2. Every single male in the building can be found clad in a unicorn onesie on Pajama Day
3. There's a couple of teachers and some janitor dude who tell all the freshmen every year that there's a James River ghost
4. There is no ghost
5. Everyone hates the 2021-2022 freshman class
6. various, extremely strange items can be found in the many bathrooms around the school
7. if you ever meet JJ Halstead ask him about the piss bandit it's worth it
(if y'all don't accept this as a definition i swear i will sick jerry on you)
It's also the number one place to turn to if you're looking for any of the following:
a. pot
b. potheads
c. poor kids
d. eons-old teachers
e. various other drugs besides pot
f. a lousy football team
g. lousy bleachers
h. shitty school spirit
i. great pep club spirit?
j. furries
k. roaches
l. old cheesesticks behind the auxiliary gym bleachers
m. roughly two albinos
n. more roaches
o. ants
p. other, more bizzare things
q. the list could go on forever really
Some fun facts about the place:
1. Half of the seniors are about 8 feet tall
2. Every single male in the building can be found clad in a unicorn onesie on Pajama Day
3. There's a couple of teachers and some janitor dude who tell all the freshmen every year that there's a James River ghost
4. There is no ghost
5. Everyone hates the 2021-2022 freshman class
6. various, extremely strange items can be found in the many bathrooms around the school
7. if you ever meet JJ Halstead ask him about the piss bandit it's worth it
(if y'all don't accept this as a definition i swear i will sick jerry on you)
girl 1: "you go to lb?"
girl 2: "yeah"
girl 1: "i feel bad for you"
girl 2: "you go to james river high school?"
girl 1: "yes"
girl 2: "DAMN HONEY i feel bad for YOU"
girl 2: "yeah"
girl 1: "i feel bad for you"
girl 2: "you go to james river high school?"
girl 1: "yes"
girl 2: "DAMN HONEY i feel bad for YOU"
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Guy 2: oh ya that one school filled with those white wanna be rich kids
Guy 2: oh ya that one school filled with those white wanna be rich kids
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