Dogs On The Couch

The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.

“Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”

by Sammishredd November 27, 2024

Dog water

Get betther your lost dog water so free get boxed your have a dollar tree headset no earrings what so ever I’m betther you live in your moms basement true facts no cap get lost it’s obvious

Your dog water it’s so clear to see get betther

by Nick Mixboy March 1, 2021

dog

a dog is an animal that is not nice and will rip your guts right out of you

RUN there's a dog

by gum bum February 18, 2022

Dog

The best animal ever

Look at that dog!
I know he’s adorable!

by DogPersonBitch October 18, 2021

horn dog

someone who is gross and super horny.

girl one: you know that guy alexander?
girl two: oh yeah, stay away. he’s a horn dog.

by garlicbreadsam July 25, 2020

Dog gash

A descriptive noun for something that is fucked

"Have you seen that story on the news today about that terrorist attack" "ah yeah bro what a load of dog gash"

by Libertycap500 March 7, 2025

K dog

Stupid thot xoxox

“Bro I caught k dog stalking j boogs insta the other day🤫🤫”

by 😕🐐🐵 April 15, 2019