by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023
by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 07, 2025
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
When your adolescent son tells you he is going to his room for a nap but you know he is just gonna rub one out.
Hey man, where’s your son? I could use a hand moving something in the yard.
He’s just upstairs “napping off”. I’ll give him 10-15 minutes and call him down for ya...
He’s just upstairs “napping off”. I’ll give him 10-15 minutes and call him down for ya...
by anonymous September 25, 2020
by Godofindia February 16, 2020
by Wigwam Doctor January 25, 2024
Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.
David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.
by dajinco January 12, 2025