National Jerk Off Day

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.

It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!

by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022

National Slap Short People Month

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.

Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!

by Im_Bad_At_Game October 08, 2022

national take your crush to chick-fil-a day

november 16th

when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a

karen want to go to chick-fil-a?

sure,why?
BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL TAKE YOUR CRUSH TO CHICK-FIL-A DAY

by usucc October 29, 2019

National Ass Grab Day (#2)

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.

She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).

by Yung A-Dolf April 12, 2018

national keira day

january 2nd give a keira all the love and attention they need cuz keira's are awesome

keira: its national keira day all
person1: weeeee love u keira

by thatkfclover August 18, 2023

National Bully the German day

May 24th is bully a German day it is the day where you can bully any German person without retaliation aka they just have to taste it

Jimmy:haha you fucking kraut
German guy: Hey, das ist nicht schön
Jimmy:it’s may 24th national bully the German day so you just have to take it

by Icenineschills May 25, 2024

national janiyah day

a day where we all worship janiyah and give her praise. and tell her that shes pir bestfriend tf

hey isnt it national janiyah day

yea

there she goes

happy national janiyah day janiyah ur really that bitch

by thatgirlniya August 27, 2023