What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.
OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back
OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back
by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024
Get the Ur Dad went to get milkmug. Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"
Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"
People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."
Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"
People "Yes."
Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"
People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"
Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"
People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."
Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"
People "Yes."
Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"
People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"
Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
Get the It's not our fault our kids are getting murderedmug. Get off my lap son!
Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"
Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"
"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"
Get off my lap son!
Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"
Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"
"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"
Get off my lap son!
by stochasticsam December 23, 2010
Get the get off my lapmug. by wowoitU January 18, 2019
Get the get slumpedmug. Quote from the 2013 YouTube video “Christmas with the Villagers 2” created by “Element Animations.” This particular quote is often said by a villager dressed as Santa.
by I’m completely insane March 31, 2025
Get the Get in the bagmug. by Dickgetterzone March 25, 2022
Get the Get Takeoutmug. An exclamation used when angry or about to kill one or more tourist(s). First used by youtuber CrankGameplays in his first Omnibus video
by Niaasa July 17, 2017
Get the get shit stompedmug.