Sex Stories on urban dictionary

Thing that should be stopped

Go to wattpad, ao3 or any other sites/apps about fanfiction but not this, this is a dictionary😭

Person 1: sex stories on urban dictionary should be stopped

Person 2: yeah ikr

by StrawberryPerson November 5, 2023

Tech Sex ED 101

Safe sex education for those who can't just say no and have on line sex with strangers.

Instructor: Hello and welcome to Tech Sex Ed 101 where if you don't learn anything else you will at the very least learn to always use a surge protector.

by bullshitzer July 8, 2010

Soup, sex and sun salutations

Eat soup, have sex and sing to the sun.
People also say it before doing a performance or a face.

Person 1: all hands in
Person 2: soup, sex and sun salutations

by Eviesblue January 23, 2022

Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll

Term coined by the late great Ian Dury, of Blockheads fame. Its the principles of the rockstar, in a nutshell.

"Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll is all my brain and body need
Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll are very good indeed"

by clevortrever November 30, 2010

she looks like sex

describing a girl whose body appears to be built specifically for sex

guy 1: damn look at her shes hot
guy 2: yeah, she looks like sex

by dboyfromdahood March 10, 2012

Hott Tree House Sex

A word used to describe those who are extrememly bangin'. It cannot be used on those who are just hott. You have to be hott and THEN SOME. You have to be utterly orgasmic and make women croon whenever they see you to be dubbed as Hott Tree House Sex. It can also be combined with other phrases. Like Cliche Cherry Poppin' Prom Night Sex.

Monica: Constantine was looking mighty fine on American Idol today
Katie: I LOVE CONSTANTINE! HE IS CLICHE CHERRY POPPIN' HOTT SEX IN A TREE HOUSE!

by Katalina March 16, 2005

9 characteristics of sex

1. Must provide pleasure
2. Must have potential for disease
3. Must secrete fluids

4. Must be good enough to make you sweat
5. The one with the other inside has to do all the work
6. The one with the outside reproductive organ must be in charge
7. The larger one of the species must be on the bottom
8. Out side reproductive organ holder has the right to hit
9. In the bum is illigal teritory ( Enter at your own Risk)

you must have the 9 characteristics of sex for it to be considered real sex

CLIMAX

by Ronniedawg11 February 4, 2010