shit the gear

Someone is very frightened. Drugs are often reffered to as "gear" and drug mules commonly swallow condoms containing drugs to get them through airport security. Some drug mules get scared and they poop out the drugs before passing through border control, thus the term "shit the gear" was born.

I rang him up to have a go at him and he shit the gear and hung up on me!

by Swasee June 25, 2016

Shit squib

A shit squib is a small penis

Jonathan has a shit squib therefore he can not satisfy his wife sexually

by Trollguy2000 June 24, 2016

shit-hole

Justin Trudeau's mouth

Justin Trudeau's shit-hole mouth: "What's a France?"

by Queerbecer January 29, 2018

shit polk

One lacking awareness or common sense

That guy is a complete shit polk

by Jarimiah January 3, 2017

shit advice

What Donald Trump gets from his advisors.

``Hey boss, I got some shit advice for you, don't let nobody in the country.''

by tirtle January 31, 2017

Shit Head

My Girlfriend

Wyattes Girlfriend is a Shit Head

by the_king2461 March 29, 2020

Trivaxys shit

The most destructive force ever conceived. If any matter is touched by it , it will dissolve in a matter of seconds. It can reach the Earths crust in a matter of a minute.

Person A: Dude, did you just fill the bathroom with Trivaxys shit? That's disgusting.
Person B:Man, I ate an entire Taco Bell restaurant. What did you think was gonna happen?

by BackPeople March 30, 2020