cupcake face

When your face is a little too big for your body. It looks awkward and gross.

Chris: I broke up with Cindy because of her cupcake face.

by therealblairwaldorf July 14, 2016

mooking face

N. A mental state triggered by extacy or MDMA.

V. When faces melt into themselves after using Molly.

"Yo I was mooking face for hours"

"I looked into the mirror and saw my mooking face"

by trauma kilo July 11, 2016

eat a face

When you are so bad you just eat a hard face

God, jimmy just goes out all the time and will eat a face.

by Josh the Hammer January 17, 2018

two faced pig

A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.

You: Hey! Give me back my wallet! You two faced pig!
Two faced pig:it wasn't me I promise!

by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018

long faced blonde

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face

Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.

by Salty capt. January 26, 2018

fart in face

The best way to show dominance to those bitches who need to be put down in their place!

Wife: Hubby pls take out the trash
Hubby: But you are so heavy

fart in face

by Petrus / Milbo January 28, 2018