Smackable-face

A smackable-face is when some one looks at you, encouraging for you to smack there sassy face

Damnit billy, don't give me the 'smackable-face', or you know what's gonna happen!

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

shmeel face

When you're too baked to be described by any other word.

Stoner 1: "Yo brah, I'm too high right now."
Stoner 2: "Yeah man, you're kinda being a huge shmeel face."

by DR.GENATALIA May 23, 2016

tammy jo face

A redneck women with a meth mouth.

Damn that women has a Tammy Jo face!

by ccvb June 4, 2016

Face Spiders

Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.

You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Stud Face

The expression you give when you are in an awkward position, and you have no idea how to react.

When everyone is singing Happy Birthday to you, you give a stud face because you don't know how to properly react.

by Pro_mo June 19, 2016

eat a face

When you are so bad you just eat a hard face

God, jimmy just goes out all the time and will eat a face.

by Josh the Hammer January 17, 2018

two faced pig

A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.

You: Hey! Give me back my wallet! You two faced pig!
Two faced pig:it wasn't me I promise!

by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018