The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.
I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.
by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022
Get the Stock cockingmug. by Suckdog July 4, 2018
Get the Cock Rocketmug. When you have sex so many times that it seems humanly impossible to regain an erection, but by some miracle, the girl manages to get you up for another round.
My girlfriend and I had sex so many times last night. Just when I thought I was done I got Frankenstein cock.
by mustache_ride01 December 12, 2017
Get the Frankenstein Cockmug. by Tuesyk1 May 27, 2025
Get the kandahar cock wrenchmug. to be bound by thy penis. when one is so enchanted by thy cock that they do not want to do anything that shan’t revolve around thy cock. similar to “pussy whipped”
by monkeybee23 November 20, 2021
Get the cock boundmug. A feeling so extreme your ears fuze to your peepee. can cause anal surgical removal if not yelled at.
WEEEEOOOH! People yell that when they experience cock-a-doodle-doo, or fuzing-to-cock, the translation
WEEEEOOOH! People yell that when they experience cock-a-doodle-doo, or fuzing-to-cock, the translation
WEEEEEEOOOOHHH!! MY COCK! IM experiencing a Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! DAVE! HELP! MY TESTICLES ARE DISINTIGRATING!
by Sploopy Doopy February 28, 2019
Get the Cock-A-Doodle-Doomug. i was changing into my bathing suit, about to go for a swim, when i noticed this COCK GAYZER staring down my dick.
by grimpin1 June 5, 2011
Get the cock gayzermug.