tammy jo face

A redneck women with a meth mouth.

Damn that women has a Tammy Jo face!

by ccvb June 4, 2016

Face Spiders

Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.

You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Stud Face

The expression you give when you are in an awkward position, and you have no idea how to react.

When everyone is singing Happy Birthday to you, you give a stud face because you don't know how to properly react.

by Pro_mo June 19, 2016

face fomo

Face FOMO is a more isolated and intense type of FOMO (Fear of missing out) in regard to someone's face. It is typically coupled with crying into one's pillow or eating excessive bowls of Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla ice cream. The only cure is staring at the object's face for which the Face FOMO exists for extended amounts of time without blinking.

Jocelyn formed a severe case of Face FOMO for her bae when she went overseas for a 6 month study abroad in Trinkantabala.

by NWE12 April 18, 2016

Pizza Face

When someone has acne or bumps on his/her face. Usually not a very attractive person.

"That boy has really bad pizza face"
"Are you starting to get pizza face?"

by umzizzle April 22, 2016

Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.

"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

phuck face

A nicer way to call someone a fuck face.

My friend was being a phuck face at the bar last night.

by :Eagleone: May 6, 2016