How the greatest excuse of all time begins. Which Can be used for almost any thing and is almost never finished.
1.
Teacher: "Al? Where's your homework?"
Al: "Well, there was this dog..."
Teacher: "*sigh* Nevermind."
2.
Pat: "Why is your shoe wet?"
Al: "There was this dog..."
Teacher: "Al? Where's your homework?"
Al: "Well, there was this dog..."
Teacher: "*sigh* Nevermind."
2.
Pat: "Why is your shoe wet?"
Al: "There was this dog..."
by Diepiedie April 10, 2010
Get the There was this dog...mug. A scottish rock band which their sound is really hard to explain. I see it as a mishmash of jazz, ska, punk and noise rock. Listening to experimental bands like Dog Faced Hermans, Sonic Youth, Swans, Boris and Daughters have changed the way I look at guitar. There's definitely alot of types of chord progressions that even the most skilled guitarists don't even know about.
by UltimateDoge July 19, 2025
Get the Dog Faced Hermansmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the Hot Dog Sauce Them Sauce Dog Hotmug. When a girl slobs on your knob and you blow your load but she doesn’t swallow, but instead starts aggressively barking like a rabid dog, and the ejaculate leaks from her mouth, resembling a rabid dog.
by Adam Deming from Iowa July 15, 2023
Get the Operation Dog Barkmug. A form of Chocolate Hotdog where the last bit of crap fall next to the Bottom of the Toilet Bowl.
This can happen on purpose or by accident but whoever pulls their pants down on the toilet will get crap on their pants.
They then sit on their office chair and stain that too.
Frequently used by disgruntled employee's.
This can happen on purpose or by accident but whoever pulls their pants down on the toilet will get crap on their pants.
They then sit on their office chair and stain that too.
Frequently used by disgruntled employee's.
by Donkeydog1973 September 28, 2023
Get the Donkey Dogmug. When two individuals aggressively grind their back ends on a singular person sanding. Typically this is accomplished on the dance floor at a venue in the popular MMO, Final Fantasy 14 Online. This was originally used to describe this sultry dance by a beloved FFXIV MMO user named Void Bunny.
Void Bunny: "Let's grind on Chimi's leg, Belle. I'll take his left, you take his right. We'll call this Sled Dogging."
by Void Bunny April 17, 2025
Get the sled doggingmug. Maria- “Oh my GOD, my dog is staring off into space again. THERE IS A GHOST!!!”
Derek- “Nah bitch, that’s dog space.”
Derek- “Nah bitch, that’s dog space.”
by ClapSlapDisD October 21, 2021
Get the Dog Spacemug.