if you know what I mean

a phrase; which can be added to the end of any sentence to make it sound dirty

Hey, wanna come over for a pizza, if you know what I mean. ;-)

by Robert March 27, 2004

Every Time I Breathe Air

A remark used about something that is ongoing, redundant, never changing, redundant and redundant.

Melanie: I hate this job. I hate everyone I work with. They're all backstabbin' cocksuckers. I hate my salary. I can't afford to feed my fish. It's your fault, you dick!
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.

Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.

Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.

Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.

Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?

by PDXJohnny99 May 22, 2013

i have been drinking watermelon

Drinking a mans sperm

When a woman sucks a mans penis and gets sperm in her mouth is "I have been drinking watermelon"

by Fuck 1223 dat bitch March 8, 2014

i feel like chicken tonight

when you feel like eating "Chicken Tonight" Brand product .

richie:hey mom what's for dinner.

Mrs. Cunningham:I havent decided what im going to make yet.

Richie:I feel like chicken tonight!(rondulet)

Mrs. C:Sit on it ,its 1964.

by h-lo August 24, 2004

I want his/her bum

When you really fancy someone you say "I want his or her bum". Indicates that you want to hook up with them.

Laura: I really fancy it, he or she is soooooooo sexy!
Kiki:Do you want its bum?
Gemma: I wanted its bum last year, but you can have it, because last year they were a man.
Laura: awww thanks! I want his/her bum!
Kiki: Really? Would you hit that even though you're not sure if they're male or female
Laura: Yeah i don't care they're sexy whatever they are

by kikilaurgem April 26, 2009

i 1 2 4 q

Meaning I want to fuck you. A way to express one's desire for fucking another.Say it out loudly and proudly .

Cibi :ok honey, i've gotta go

Yu Chen :Wait, i 1 2 4 q !!!

Cibi :...what does that mean?...

Yu Chen : it means i want to fuck you <3.

Cibi : Come to my place now !!!

by zingeraddict December 4, 2011

Now I wanna be your dog

Famous Iggy Pop song.

Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands

by the bg August 19, 2004