baby shark

NO.

Guy: "baby shark d-"
(someone else proceeds to run over the person)

by 7568ino November 2, 2023

brush the baby's teeth

To have sex with a pregnant girl.

Hay babe want to brush the baby's teeth

by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024

baby deered

Is when you try to stand up after having great sex and your legs are wobbly and weak

Man i fucked her so good she was baby deered for a couple hours after

by Bobbym209 May 13, 2021

Baby

Social reject demon child. Most evil being in the universe. How do mf's find it cute it vomits and shits everywhere and every place. Disgusting. Cant even be considered a human anymore.

Oh wow that is a baby! how cute!
What did you just say?
*pulls out the 9*

by EatMyBallsLoser November 3, 2021

Baby Milk Snatcher

A person who gives blowjobs

My baby milk snatcher swallowed all of my nut milk

by guy from the twin cities September 28, 2023

baby gap fist

Term used when informing a person of bite sized proportions threatening to let someone "catch these hands" that ain't no one scared of those baby sized hands (baby gap).

"Ima mess you up!" ... i aint scared of those baby gap fists.

by MiguelFKNlito May 29, 2017