Cock Trot

The dragging of the male genitals on concrete.

"That homeless mans dick has got to be un functional after that cock trot"

by Usedwetsock October 16, 2021

Nanika's cock

Largest cock ever created by god the most perfect meat ever bestowed upon this world no other man or any form of surgery can recreate it

Lesbians:Cancel Nanika's cock on Twitter as it is homophobic and lesbophobic.

by angrytwitterlesbian April 23, 2021

Cock dock

Vagina

Cletus: im bout to destroy her cock dock tonight!
Cooter: watch out Dad I think my sister might have rabies.

by Slippy_Boi October 21, 2017

Bleeding Cock Sore

The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".

You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?

The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!

by WhenWe February 19, 2012

hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 October 4, 2016

soother cock

A one-off (possibly anonymous) sexual encounter between two people for the sole purpose of mutual stress/anxiety relief, especially in the context of parties or kink-oriented social gatherings.

Person 1: "Dude, the idea of losing my job has been driving me nuts the last week or two."
Person 2: "You want some soother cock?"
Person 1: "Fuck yeah, I was hoping someone would ask me!"

by eddievhfan1984 January 23, 2020

Cock

Another word for penis

That cock is so huge, I don't think I could make it fit

by Stupidmodels April 10, 2023