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I could give two shits

A gramatically INCORRECT phrase that lamen (i.e. retards) use when they really mean to say "I couldn't give two shits". See could care less and couldn't care less for more of this fuckwittery.
Jerome: I could give two shits.
Lewis: You're a fucking idiot. Die.
Jerome: What?
by Titmaster1233 April 1, 2009
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I know Jesus loves YOU!

Someone making a statement acknowledging your ability to walk away from an over-the-top ridiculously dangerous situation unscathed (or with only minor injuries). Leading a charmed life.
Exiting a car accident where you were not wearing a seatbelt and you have only minor cuts; while another passenger who was wearing a seatbelt is being rushed to the hosptial to become an organ donor. A bystander says to you: I know Jesus loves YOU!
by Mychelle C. August 17, 2005
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i could give two shits

Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"

Synonymous with "I don't care.:
"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"
by smartman418 November 9, 2011
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What am I doing here?

"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"

"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"

"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"
by Mr Special October 20, 2019
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proper bo i tell thee

Avid merrion famous phrase which is saying "really good i tell you"
"that hamburgers Proper Of The hook I Tell Thee"
by christine elliott May 13, 2005
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how the hell should I know?

Ask a question that only a guiness would understand and you'll hear this.
Smart guy:Who are you?

Dumbass:How the hell should I know?
by Can of Worms November 15, 2006
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I r 73h 1337 0wnz0rz

1:I am the best
2:Being the best at something
3:Kicking other people's asses
"I r 73h 1337 0wnz0rz in C5 d00d"
by Heresy September 23, 2003
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