Desert head

When a girls mouth is so dry when giving head

Her mouth was dry as a desert.. I got desert head

by Igotallthebooty June 9, 2020

head window

A persons lame attempt to copy Facebook or other people network.

That guy is trying to head window Facebook.

by justagal June 22, 2009

Turtleneck head

Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum

John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling

by Bannotti March 22, 2017

Head Pussy

The wrinkles found on the back of a person's head that resemble the outer lips of the vagina.

Dude look at that Hawaiian head pussy!! Thing got me creaming!

by Bigleftknut September 10, 2021

Get your head out of your cowboy hat

The pg way of saying “Get your head out of your ass,”

Lmbo get your head out of your cowboy hat 🤠🤠🤠

by Lmbo_cowboy_hat June 12, 2019

head fuck

someone who is so stupid and retarded it makes you want to curbstomp and blow your own head off

person 1: who is that??

person 2: a head fuck!

by liv oconnor December 5, 2024

american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut

Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol

by Big aldo May 11, 2021