When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.
by Killpulse October 2, 2018

viewer: yo listen to that new ken carson album!
max: *listens and the first song is absolute garbage*
max: nah i’m green off that let’s go next
max: *listens and the first song is absolute garbage*
max: nah i’m green off that let’s go next
by devilthoughtsig July 12, 2022

by thedickspicker July 16, 2022

Sid: “I had lunch 2 hours ago and dinner won’t be ready for a while yet but I’m hungry.”
Marc: “Just have something small to keep the wind off then.”
Marc: “Just have something small to keep the wind off then.”
by Berrybop May 2, 2025

by bigthunker November 7, 2020

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.
- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017

by Diabeetus Maximus May 7, 2022
