Eat a fruit roll up off it

The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed

"Bro please let me cheat off your test I will eat a fruit roll up off it"

by anonymous July 31, 2024

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Face off

It's about drive,
It's about power.
We stay hungry,
We devour.
Put in the work,
Put in the hours,
And take whats hours

This song is shown to define perseverance, hard work, dedication, and the will to never give up.

Dwayne: Get ready to Face off

Guy: Im so motivated to do my work

by SoTrueKing November 3, 2021

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Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

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get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 23, 2010

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