Getting "Wanked"

When you have a friend named "Wanker" and he has a habit of not being around for a period of time. Then out of the blue he just pops up with a wild entrance and suddenly it's a 3 day party. A party you never hate or have a bad time with.
"I planned to get a lot of things done around the house today but all of a sudden I got wanked!"

"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"
by anonymous June 29, 2024
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GET OUT MY HEAD

If you are on FACEBOOK and this UPPER ESCHELON is showing you are a STUPID PEOPLE as exception as not counting the BACK OF HEAD.

In the lower ESCHELON ALL MALES drop your PANTS and dive bell SEEKERS females DROP your pants.

FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN says it's a new edition on CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY showing they are in charge of the UPPER ESCHELON HEAD.
Just like me GET OUT MY HEAD as I am STUPID PEOPLE too.

OK, is that an order, SHANE CODD the great FISH GOD GOD ARIANA GRANDOSITY as we will GET OUT MY HEAD but SHIT CLICKS to as dive bells as DIVE and protrude your CLIT HEAD.

As see FEMINIST ZOMBIE is in charge GET OUT MY HEAD as they order all the MALES to assume the LOWER ESCHELON position while their UPPER ESCHELON HEADS prosecute as many NALES as possible as it is a code word (GRAB THEM BY THE COCKY )
by METE MEAT MEET May 5, 2021
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get shrimped

Somebody is wishing you good things.

Being shrimped stays for good fortune and getting to shrimp others is a way to show love and appreciation.
*u got shrimped*
your day is gonna be fine af

I love to get shrimped!
by Alexlovesthewallflower February 12, 2024
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Get on the ladder

A discrete inuendo which at first meant to give someone a hand job while nutting in their ass. But now is used as a more general term for an incredibly sexual action which can be used in any contexts due to the ambiguity of the phrase.
Tom, get on the ladder.
I got on the ladder last night.
by froginalog January 28, 2025
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Get sweat

Paul: Hey dude, haven’t seen you at the gym recently where you been?

Brandon: I’ve been slacking man, I need to get sweat.
by Proxtron September 30, 2020
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Laughable attempt at a put down by someone who themselves rarely contributes anything to society in general. They do have a sick lid though and are known for being absolute gold on the smash.
I've had a blue WKD and now feel hard as fuck so I'll throw some shade on the work chat about how some actually useful people are always 'Trynna get someone else to do their jobs' I'm fucking hilarious!
by Boatsrcool June 24, 2022
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Shitter Get Shit On

It is a term for when you own someone in a game or in any aspect of your day to day life. Also can be used as a phrase to indicate someone messing up.
Diego: "Oh man, I missed the train"
James: "Shitter Get Shit On"
by Christian papa February 2, 2022
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