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white nickel

The result of cumming on only one tit, leaving the other one unsymmetrical.
My girlfriend got mad at me because all I gave her was a white nickel last night; she prefers everything to be balanced.
by Roadie_MTBer October 30, 2012
mugGet the white nickelmug.

White Collar Major Applewhite

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic
by Mike109999 July 23, 2025
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Great white whale

A whale that thinks it is a shark.
He/she kept trying to tell people around him/her that he/she was a shark with razor sharp teeth and huge jaws, but really they knew that the guy/girl was the great white whale of snitches.
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
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White Lotus’d

When a straight man willingly has sex with a gay man in exchange for benefit and/or financial gain.
Him: “Hey man. I know how much you make. How did you afford this?”

You: “ I White Lotus’d this dude a few times. It was worth it.”
by Goatsandsnack November 4, 2023
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white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023
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white bread

Bland, uninspired.
My school is so white bread that their fight song is Fight Song.
by Young Old Man January 24, 2020
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