poptart face

When you have a high face

Im sending you to the office because you have PopTart face

by Mrs. Tomko May 21, 2016

cricket face

Someone with big beady eyes who's jokes are unoriginal and boring

This dude got cricket face!

by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016

Smackable-face

A smackable-face is when some one looks at you, encouraging for you to smack there sassy face

Damnit billy, don't give me the 'smackable-face', or you know what's gonna happen!

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

shmeel face

When you're too baked to be described by any other word.

Stoner 1: "Yo brah, I'm too high right now."
Stoner 2: "Yeah man, you're kinda being a huge shmeel face."

by DR.GENATALIA May 23, 2016

tammy jo face

A redneck women with a meth mouth.

Damn that women has a Tammy Jo face!

by ccvb June 4, 2016

Face Spiders

Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.

You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Stud Face

The expression you give when you are in an awkward position, and you have no idea how to react.

When everyone is singing Happy Birthday to you, you give a stud face because you don't know how to properly react.

by Pro_mo June 19, 2016