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pretty boy muscle

Muscle that serves no purpose other than to look good. Most people who have pretty boy muscle are frat boys who spend about 2 hours in the gym "repping out."

Most people confuse these tools for possessing real strength which serves to give the "pretty boy" an ego boost.

Not everyone who is ripped or lean has "pretty boy muscle" as "pretty boy muscle" is an attitude as much as it is a look. You must be a tool to have pretty boy muscle.

Characteristics of "pretty boy muscle:"

1. Lots of cuts

2. The said person usually talks more about the supplements they are on rather than their actual training.

3. Frat Boy.

4. When benching, uses a spotter that assists in the lift usually followed by the spotter saying "Yo I didn't help at all" when he basically deadlifted the bar off said person's chest. This leads to an elevated sense of confidence in the lifter as he will usually say he benches more than he actually does.

5. Usually wearing a shirt with the sides completely cut out. You know what I'm talking about.

6. NEVER works legs. They usually say "I don't want my legs to get too big" or will make any excuse to not do legs.

7. Works out in a bathing suit.

8. Eats salad when going to a fast food restaurant.

9. Gels his hair before the gym.

10. NEVER goes heavy. Everything is in the 10 rep range.

11. Goes to FSU.

12. Oh yeah, did I say frat boy?
Person 1: "Yo Kyle looks pretty strong."

Person 2: "Nah, it's just that pretty boy muscle, he is actually really weak."

Notable people with "pretty boy muscle:"

The Situation

DJ Pauly D

Ronnie

Taylor Lautner (Ladies, don't even try to defend him)

Note: Will Smith does not qualify for "pretty boy muscle" as it is reported that he bench pressed 400+ pounds while filming I, Robot. This is strength. This puts him on par with Sylvester Stallone.
by UcF_Boiii April 7, 2011
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6th Grade Boys

They are complete assholes who just want attention from the girls with their stupid “that’s what she said” jokes.
6th grade girl: hey, Lilly can I talk to you?
Lilly: Sure
6th grade boys: LESBIANS

6th grade girl: Stop
6th grade boys: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

6th grade girl: this is why nobody likes you obnoxious assholes!
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fuck boy deluxe

A typical average haircut , usually a combover
Miguel: what do you tell the barber to get cut like that?
Brian: tell him you want that fuck boy deluxe
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Kiss a boy day

On October 31 is kiss a boy day this is because guys never want to get kissed by girls so I I can’t say my name but I made this day because Guys are stupid and never want kisses.
Kiss a boy day.ask a boy to be kissed on October 31 and then show this to them
by Brown_fox October 29, 2019
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Duffle Bag Boy

A "Duffel Bag Boy" is a Delivery Boy, used by Drug Dealers to run duffel bags of "goods" (large to semi-large amounts of drugs and sometimes Cash) across the city, down the street, or even the next state over. They are used to do the more risky part of selling drugs, which is delivering them to the Customer.(due to being out on the street and risking being arrested or robbed. Aswell as a possible "Drug deal gone bad" situation) This way, if they get caught, the dealer isn't the one that takes the fall for a duffel bag full of drugs, the Delivery boy is. (aka the Duffel Bag Boy)

When "Running Bags" for someone, the Duffel Bag Boy is generally not permitted to look inside, or allowed to know whats inside the Duffel Bag. The bag is picked up and then dropped off at a specified location. Sometimes the Duffel Bag Boy is Paid at the "Drop off" and sometimes they are paid after the job is done and they've returned to the Dealer. If paid at the Drop off, it is generally not necessary to return.
A Drug Dealer uses a "Duffle Bag Boy" as a middle-man, to run the Drugs or Cash from himself to the Customer, for conveinience and most of all; safety from being arrested.

MOVIE > "You Got Served"(2004) - This Movie Fairly Accurately portrays two young men who are "Duffel Bag Boys" but wish to get out of "the game"(the life of doing Illegal things to get by). That is NOT the base of this movie, but just a part of the story.
by ~Toxic~ September 8, 2015
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poor boy sandwhich

someone who is to poor to afford food outside ones house they eat sandwhichs because they are poor also known as a laner
man that guy is such a poor boy sandwhich (pbs) he always pulls a dam laner when we wanna go out to eat
by DasJuice February 26, 2009
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the fall out boy

the guy that takes the ugly chick so his friend can score with the hot one
my friend met this awesome chick at the club but she had a butt ass ugly friendwith her so i played the fall out boy and kept her busy while he had a night of fun.
by D-Rell The Assassin July 2, 2006
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