theater kid sex life

Some kinky ass shit. Somehow they all like to get down and dirty with each other. Notorious for extremely long, intimate relationships. Eventual get bored of sex so they resort to extreme methods to get their fix.

That theater kid sex life is nuts right? They bang on the daily and never seem to get bored until they do and when they do...

by frostytip69 October 31, 2017

Mixed sex naked football

Where men and women get naked and play football with each other.most often played by teen guys and teen women at a secluded hang out. two types of it. One where men and women play on both teams. The other where the men and women play each other.

I like mixed sex naked football.

by Deep blue 2012 March 23, 2010

She looks like sex

The girl is so hot, she drives a guy crazy and he wants to have sex with her really bad, thus, this "looks like sex" phrase is born.

booty she looks like sex

by elduderino9678 September 11, 2013

roblox porn sex xvideos

You're a weird-ass kid that typed this is prob (you're a fucking weirdo dude.)

hey have you seen that weird-ass kid that typed in roblox porn sex xvideos on urban dictionary yea hes a sex afender now he is banned from coming here at the school

by the average retard January 25, 2022

red hot monkey sex

sex so intense that you'll keep going and going and leaving you hot sticky and sweaty and out of breath

"Edward and i had red hot monkey sex ALL night last night"

by sdtthshs January 3, 2009

Self hate sex

When you ask a guy to hurt you, bite you, cut you, pull your hair, tie you up and throttle you but he does it like a bitch so you keep saying you want the fucking pain harder with the hair he eventually gets so angry he shocked you till you pass out.

Self hate sex yummy hit the stop won't lie.

by mennäperille December 18, 2019

Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex

The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.

"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."

by Vagena Hurtz January 10, 2008