by KrisHater123 December 04, 2023
On this wonderful day, all you get to do it bully your fellow peers named Eitan. Whenever you see a person named Eitan, you must look him (or her its 2024) in the eyes and pee on his little sister and make his sister hug him for 5 minutes straight and put it on the hub
Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what day it is today!!
Smelly Eitan: What???
Person one: National bully Eitan day!!
Eitan: NOOOOO!!!
Person one: YES U STINKY TURD!! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR BALLS!!!
Smelly Eitan: What???
Person one: National bully Eitan day!!
Eitan: NOOOOO!!!
Person one: YES U STINKY TURD!! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR BALLS!!!
by Emma Slays January 09, 2024
On this day, everyone in the whole entire universe MUST bully Eitan in every way, shape, and form. (January 5th)
Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what today is?
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)
by Emma Slays January 04, 2024
On national Population Of Korea day, November 7, everyone has to drink two gallons of spoiled milk and then guess the population of Korea.
Me: Dude it is National Population of Korea Day
Friend: *Drinks two gallons of old milk* 36 million
Me: That was pretty close, it is 58 million.
Friend: *Drinks two gallons of old milk* 36 million
Me: That was pretty close, it is 58 million.
by Connor ate a Burger November 02, 2019
National Bigman Day
by PerXYKTV August 22, 2021
hey, it's may 15th, i can finally take a break from school because some weirdo created national patrick star day, thank you weirdo.
by adaskarolcuba2 November 27, 2021
Today is January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day I celebrate by pretty mice to give to my snakes
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 02, 2025