Headless gingerbread man

gingerbread men always end up headless because you are supposed to always eat the head first if you don't you have no meaning in this world so basically you're a worthless peice of trash

The headless gingerbread man tried to run away but I wouldn't let him!

by Your twin made this 😂😏 December 24, 2014

old man veins

You know how old people get those veins popping out their skins and it is pretty gross (they look like ropes), those are old man veins

person1:My Grandpa has blue ropes on the back of his hands
person2:You mean old man veins

by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013

Mean Man Syndrome

When a man must act mean at all times to feel good about himself. He probably has an uncircumcised penis and is self conscious in crowds.

Do you know that guy Peter? You know, the guy with mean man syndrome who always says mean things and is kind of ugly and tall?

by Drwifey2005 October 9, 2015

Weezer Shirt Man

The main character of the world renowned show "Wish It Was Fiction". Truly a fan favorite that has stood the test of time.

Person 1: "Weezer Shirt Man is my favorite character!"

Person 2: "Me too, I want Weezer Shirt Man to have my children!"

by Emerican November 2, 2018

White Man Sure

To be 100% sure} of something, regardless of fact or reality.

Ariana: The Browns will definitely not make it to the finals again this year.

Pete: Ya, but I'm White Man Sure they have a chance.

by Fratheman December 22, 2018

Old Man Krumpletoots

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.

Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning

by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018

mr. fbi man

He probably knows you better than you know yourself

Person 1: *googles on phone* Why am I so sad?
*Incoming Text from Mr. FBI Man* Hang In there Buddy
Person 1: Thanks Mr. FBI Man!

by Ships Literally Everything June 12, 2018