National kissing titties day

April 11

I’m going to kiss them titties on April 11th . Because it’s national kissing titties day.

by Kissing titties day February 20, 2023

National Nonexistent Day

National Nonexistent Day takes place on Feb 31st, because, the day doesnt exist.

You: Hey man, what day is it?
Man: Well, it is not National Nonexistent Day!

by secrettdev February 18, 2023

National skip school day

December 10th is national skip school day

If you go to school on December 10th you will have bad luck

Freddy are you going to school tomorrow

No Ella it’s national skip school day

by Djsihs December 8, 2019

National Stfu you stupid hoe day

December 16th A day where you can tell anyone to stfu

"Hey bitch! It's National Stfu you stupid hoe day!"

by Stjakwjje December 16, 2021

national share a smoke day

the day to share your smokes with our mates

“guy its national share a smoke day today giz us one of dem”

“haha ofc bro”

by sesh lads October 17, 2022

National straw day

October 29 is the day where people are allowed to use straws without getting shit on by turtle lovers.

today is national straw day! I love straws!

by Stanley tastlman October 18, 2019

National Send Nudes Day

April 20th when u send nudes to ur partner.
1. Sending unclothed pics of yourself to a person

Hey its national send nudes day can i get some

by Punegod April 20, 2019