dropkicking a baby

This means when a baby on a plane is crying right next to you for 15 fucking hours 😀

A sentence for dropkicking a baby
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
me: *dropkicks baby out of plane*

by BT21F8N February 15, 2025

baby microwave

Baby microwave describes a person who has had really sexy burns from a microwave when he was 4.

Random guy: Dude that guy looks like a *baby microwave*
Other guy: I know!

by Fake Real Name March 23, 2021

Baby Ahmed

A soft marshmallow like textured child that likes baby shark.

I ate a marshmallow it tasted just like baby Ahmed.

by Babyahmed January 16, 2021

Craigslist Baby

That one guy everybody wants to throw down an elevator shaft.

"Hey man the boss wants that report on llama feces theory report done by 4."
"That damn craigslist baby!"
Synonym: Lil' Jackass

by JimmyJones2.0 April 2, 2019

bald short baby

nico

nico is a bald short baby

by ilovemayo March 31, 2019

Mah baby

what you call the girl you love the most. She looks beautiful in Every way to you

Oooo look at mah baby she looking good. That's mah baby

by Her Greek god June 10, 2018

Babies

Things you throw around

Wow imma throw those babies in a minute

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD December 17, 2021