1. Someone so irredeemably idiotic that it is safe to assume that they derive pleasure from slashing cocks... possibly with a blade of some sort, we just don't know.
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.
(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.
(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)
'What a cock slasher, he just spat on my patio'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'
by Elbow Redwood May 8, 2006
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The new comedian stood on the stage like he had coldwater-cock.
Quit standing there with your coldwater-cock and talk to that girl.
Quit standing there with your coldwater-cock and talk to that girl.
by Rock Thompson October 26, 2006
Get the coldwater-cock mug.1.Getting your ass handed to you by a Wookie in any Star Wars game.
2.In any shooter, watching your body explode from the grenade you saw coming...too late.
2.In any shooter, watching your body explode from the grenade you saw coming...too late.
Player 1 sees Player 2 running at them throwing a grenade.
Player 1, most likely a noob, makes the mistake of running towards Player 2.
Player 1 realizes too late that the grenades are deadly.
Player 2 exclaims:"You just got wookie cocked by "enter name".
*Works best if character's name is Long Shlong Silver.
**Works even better if Player 2 is a Wookie.
Player 1, most likely a noob, makes the mistake of running towards Player 2.
Player 1 realizes too late that the grenades are deadly.
Player 2 exclaims:"You just got wookie cocked by "enter name".
*Works best if character's name is Long Shlong Silver.
**Works even better if Player 2 is a Wookie.
by The one named Bo December 13, 2008
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Dude 2 "where were you at?"
Dude "Dont ask questions"
Dude 2 "where were you at?"
Dude "Dont ask questions"
by Japhy November 5, 2007
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look at that butch i bet she is a cock swerver
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