National Gay Day

The 2nd and 18th of every month are the days when you can kiss a guy and not be gay. Also if you're born on these days, in April, May, October and November, You start life with your gay charge bar with already 50% charged.

Nathan: "What are you doing Howard? kissing a guy? I thought you were straight.
Howard: Nah dude it's National Gay Day. I'm still straight.

by DankestDiavolo October 22, 2023

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by iamwhoknocks October 25, 2023

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by Isuckpussy🍼 October 29, 2023

Be gay in Iran

An expression you use if you want someone to kill themselves, without telling someone to kill themselves. Gotten from Bo Burnham's KYS video; coming out as LGBTQ+ in Iran is sentenceable by death.

person 1: Wanna check out this cool Fortnite pose?? Dance with me
person 2: You should go be gay in Iran

by Probium October 31, 2023

straight gay couple

A fictional queer couple depicted in a manner palatable to cishet audiences.

That ship is such a straight gay couple.

by seais4cookie October 31, 2023

not gay

I'M NOT GAY IF I'M WEARING SOCKS

Sapnap is gay even if he does wear socks but if I wear socks I'm not gay

by anonymous November 2, 2023

Fifty Shades of Gay

Fifty Shades of Gray, but the gay version

Guy 1: "dude lets watch fifty shades of gray"
Guy 2: "you mean fifty shades of gay"
Guy 1: "no wtf"

by AdeemI November 4, 2023