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Zach

A very cracked fortnite player who has a small penis. Also Tom can't guard him.
Zach 14-0 rylan in fortnite
by Judy Got Cake September 28, 2021
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zach butts

Badass mo-fucka who loves nipple tweaking and dragon blasting the fuck out of some hoes
Don’t make me go all Zach Butts on you bitch.
by ZBooty69 May 9, 2018
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Zach

The person I would have had a crush on. But no.

He’s nice though. By NO, i mean NO.

Maybe back in 2019.
Zach, be on urban dictionary all the time. I’m too tired, I didn’t even ask him. Honestly we are too old for this so I’m going to not do this anymore.
by Mynameismaxine July 20, 2021
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Zach

She thinks I'm a Zach
by MamaBearz November 23, 2021
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Zach Day

Calling all Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakary and all the variations of Zacs! On 12th of September, you OWN this world! We celebrate the gift of Zac being our friend/family. It’s a great day for the whole world as we celebrate all of the Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys out there. Even though there may be a definition on Urban Dictionary about how much Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys suck, but that ain’t true.

YOU’RE AWESOME ZAC/ZACH/ZAK/ZACHARY!!!!!!!
Friends of Zac: HAPPY ZACH DAY ZACH!
Zach: IT’S THE BEST DAY EVER WOOOOO!
by Unknown Birb September 9, 2020
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Zach

That one Bitch who smokes pot, hangs out with people, but has a horrendous past.
The one who fucking devours the people in his path, and will not stop, until he has devoured them all.
Boy 1: so have you seen him
Boy 2: Seen who?
boy 72: the black man.
boy 3: Oh Zach
by Jackson Wardrobe March 27, 2022
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Zach Fact

Facts that are immediately known to be true. That's a Zach Fact
Kid #1: The sky is yellow
Kid #2: No it isn't moron
Kid #1: Well it's a Zach Fact
Kid #2: Aw shit you're right
by <;)> May 11, 2018
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