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Woke

Adj. Term used to describe a person who is opinionated and has no filter.
Gabriel is so woke, he isn’t going to have a dog lick peanut butter from his crotch because of his awareness that overweight dogs are ostracized and wants his dog to be vegan thin.
by anonymous December 8, 2022
mugGet the Wokemug.

I woke up today

A term mostly used by some people on BandLab named projekt5 and Grøøt, which has a lot of meanings, most notably meaning that a person woke up or that something is amazing. Derived from Grøøt's own song "Daily Routine"
"I woke up today
And I knew it was gonna be a great day"
- Grøøt, 2024
by ran2010 January 2, 2025
mugGet the I woke up todaymug.

woke

red-pill for blue-pilled people
Fuck straws they're bad for turtles, I wish more people were woke to these issues like me.
by hahapoopie4323 December 29, 2019
mugGet the wokemug.

Woke

When you're so open minded that your brains fall out.
Washington DC is so woke, they no longer have a name for their NFL team... Even though the Indians, Braves, and Seminoles are just as racist.
by Good Bear June 6, 2021
mugGet the Wokemug.

Wokeness

A term created by GOP leaders to evoke negative images in their half witted base so they become angry toward their neighbors. It's basically a horoscope of hate. Look at it long enough and you'll find something you despise.
Wokeness is a danger to your life and everything in it. Don't ask me what it actually means. I can only tell you that it's whatever you are afraid of and I'm against it. Vote for me!
by Tellithowitisfriend March 16, 2023
mugGet the Wokenessmug.

Woke

Where you have experienced a massive shift and you start questioning everything in life and all the people around you. Its like youve unlocked a whole new perspective of thinking and seeing things.
"you rlly believe in that shit bro?"
"nah bro im messing wit you im woke"
"good"
by quandale quantavious October 14, 2022
mugGet the Wokemug.

woke

a group of kids who base their whole lives off racial injustice, being broke and homophobia. They can't name the president Before Obama and they Probably never heard of anything pre Eminen or 1990's pop culture.
I saw a woke walk into 7-11 and call the gas attendant racist for not agreeing that Trump is a white Supremacist.
The woke mother attacked me for not getting my Co vid Vaccine.
by dogforlife January 20, 2023
mugGet the wokemug.

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