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Wizard

That new video game looks SO WIZARD
by Surmal_and_proud November 14, 2017
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wizard poker

Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.
Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?
by pnnnnsndltn September 9, 2023
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glizzard wizard

Someone who is skilled in giving oral sex, typically to someone with a penis
Man, I found out why they call her the glizzard wizard. She gave me the best time ever last night.
by SheaButterCorn January 7, 2024
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Wizard

Wizard of “Oz”, Oz” meaning “ounce”.

What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.
Hello...yep, so yeah, I wanna get a wizard off you....How much?!...but a henry is only 20!...Hmmf...Ok, I’ll meet you in the car park of Maccie Ds in 10 minutes.
by ZeeBeeBaddG November 18, 2018
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Wizard

a person who unsuccessfully attempts sexual assault with their fingers.
MUST have a side part and glasses (bonus points for being chubby)
watch out its wizard!!” jack says, terrified
“IM CLENCHING MY CHEEKS” dylan shudders as the wizard walks past
by jssomeone April 1, 2025
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purpl shadow wizard

the purpl shadow wizard is the strongest shadow wizard out of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang (SWMG) he loves spells.
by purple shadow wizard June 11, 2023
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Wizard Sex

“Hey I was with your girlfriend and I had wizard sex.”
by Quasex October 4, 2020
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